Comments on: Light Bulb Jokes

By: Duke aka 公園仔

Duke aka 公園仔 — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 03:53:54 +0000

YK，沒有離題萬丈。一丈吧。這個離題得好。

By: YK

YK — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 03:14:08 +0000

离题万丈地说，想起加菲猫的瘦子笑话，也是HOW MANY XX DOES IT TAKES TO系列的：

Q:需要多少个瘦子才能把浴缸塞住？
A:无数个，因为他们每一个都顺着下水道冲走了。。。

By: Duke aka 公園仔

Duke aka 公園仔 — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:24:41 +0000

謝謝樓上諸位的貢獻，有時間我也創作一下。婉雯，你的自白很棒。

By: 嘉

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:24:37 +0000

8個人換一個燈泡? 勁!

By: 婉雯

婉雯 — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:59:03 +0000

要多少個中文系學者才能換一個壞了的燈泡﹖
—換不了，大家會坐在那兒乾著急。

要多少個文學家才能換一個壞了的燈泡﹖
—不必換，黑暗是創造的最好環境。

要多少個養貓人才能換一個壞了的燈泡﹖
—不必換，開手電筒與貓貓玩捉燈光遊戲最好。

By: orangutan

orangutan — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 08:49:02 +0000

我也有一個：

Q : How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A : Zero. They will declare darkness as the new standard.

By: cow

cow — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 06:39:47 +0000

我不是學經濟的,但也覺得好笑

By: Chainsaw Riot

Chainsaw Riot — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:49:41 +0000

送上統計學相關版本

Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: This should be determined using a nonparametric procedure, since statisticians are not normal.

Q: How many research subjects does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: At least 300 if you want to bulb to have adequate power.

Q: How many biostatisticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, having the biostatistician’s name appear on the protocol for changing the bulb will be enough.

Q: How many epidemiologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 6. One to change the bulb and five to address potential biases.