救命

我也不想這樣突然的出個post,但我實在控制不了我自己,救命。

讀今日報章娛樂版,謂香港會有港版《誘心人》(Closer)舞台劇。我知《誘心人》本來就是舞台劇,做廣東話版亦無不可,但演員是:焦媛做Alice(Natalie Portman)、鄭文雅做Anna(Julia Roberts),另外兩個男主角是歐錦棠和鄧偉傑。

對不起,我接受不到Natalie Portman變成了焦媛,雖然我知她有舖除衫癮。

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26 Responses to 救命

  1. rururu says:

    讓我們一同呼叫:救命!
    (突然發覺,也很想跟那些向廣管局投訴欣宜扮公主一樣的人一樣, 作出個人不滿的投訴。終於有點明白。)

  2. ki says:

    嘩,唔係嘛,焦媛!?

    嚇死我。

    那,歐錦棠抑或鄧偉傑是jude law?

    • 我真係唔知,篇野無講,但如果你像我喜歡Natalie般喜歡jude law的話,則歐錦棠定鄧偉傑都救命啦。

      突然想,找明哥做jude law個廢柴小白臉角色,如何?

      • ki says:

        唔,十幾年前的明哥就應該得o既

        我覺得吳彥祖或者金城武做 jude law都okay

        我都鍾意 Natalie Portman 架
        冇錯焦媛的確可以做一個合格的table dancer
        不過 alice 的角色唔係得個”姣”字 仲有o個種任性同埋敢愛敢恨

        暫時想到 周迅都可以做到 alice

        至於 anna,諗唔到

      • 吳彥祖做起來就有點公主復仇記的影子吧。

        周迅做ALICE,我同意。

        說到ANNA,我根本就不喜歡這個角色。

  3. c says:

    >…雖然我知她有舖除衫癮。

    忍唔住對個腦爆笑! 嚇到我個同事以為我傻o左….

  4. ana says:

    hahaha 真係估唔到Natalie Portman變成了焦媛 …
    可能焦媛個款有d姣, 所以選佢做… 同埋你講得岩啦~ 佢有舖除衫癮 hahaa

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  6. 基莉絲兔 says:

    個人比較難接受歐錦棠……
    這樣的陣容想吸引看過戲的人入場?!無病嘛?!

  7. angeL says:

    唔係呀嘛……
    點會咁架???
    好驚嚇嘅卡士……

  8. sputnik says:

    唔係呀化?
    焦媛??歐錦棠??
    冇睇娛樂版, 不過, 見到焦緩, 就知一定係春天傑作啦!!
    D選角真係…鞋~

  9. Alex says:

    「票房毒藥」的最貼切解釋。

  10. says:

    怎麼會這樣……又是焦媛。
    知道一直很想看的《蜘蛛女之吻》由焦緩演時,已經覺得難以置信。想不到連Closer也是她……還要加上歐錦棠……是在演搞笑版嗎?

  11. diana says:

    我收到銀行寄來的宣傳單張後都呆了。

    我個人覺得,簡直是想為焦小姐「訂做」另一套脫衣舞台劇!

    她演技可能很好,但為甚麼每一套劇都要露肉?是每一套!

    加上珠玉在前......究竟這個劇場搞甚麼東西?

  12. diana says:

    補充一句,其實香港文化界好悲哀。一般話劇上演,那來那麼多話題和迴響?

    真是非露不可嗎?

  13. smurf says:

    Did you read the original script of closer?
    It is amazing.

    • c says:

      smurf, 你是否指Patrick Marber 原本的舞台劇劇本? 這部電影的對白好鬼入骨.

      我只看過網上的電影劇本transcript:

      請問原本的劇本跟電影出入大嗎?

  14. Man says:

    睇完段新聞,”O”左嘴。

  15. Fox says:

    焦小姐做女主角
    唔…..搞手一定係高先生

  16. Beanie Janet says:

    oh my god..
    我到次一遊先至知咁surprise..

    oh my god..我好鍾意closer.. 我更加鍾意Natalie Portman
    唉.. 做乜搵d咁野攪呀..
    我真係唔識欣賞焦小姐呀..唉.. 影衰晒closer..更加影衰晒Natalie Portman
    @_@..我無眼睇啦~

  17. Cheryl says:

    It’s my first post here. I got into here when i search some movie titles. And this time i wanna search 焦小姐 so i can tell my friends more about this terrible horrible thing, and i jump into your site again….

    Cannot agree more with all the post b4.

    i don’t care if she acts well or not anymore, she just get into my nerves. I simply dislike her no matter what she acts. I admit i have bias.

    by the way, i do like this place.

  18. stackey says:

    錦搞法 .. 真係好慘wor …

  19. BAGLE says:

    iT’S REALLY MAKE PEOPLE SICK THAT THIS TWO GUYS焦媛,歐錦棠 ACTING, I THINK THE PRODUCER MAKE A WRONG CHOICE.
    ARTISTS ARE BACK. UNWORTH TO PAY FOR IT, EVEN THOUGH IS “FREE”

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